Winning a blog is the new diet
Because it's almost 7pm (EDT) and I have not eaten a SINGLE morsel yet!!!! Well, unless you count those few unfortunate bites of coffee grinds of earlier today, when I was even more delirious than I am now. (And now I'm HUNGRY too, complete with the shakes 'n stuff.)
Trust me, this no eating for a day executed by ME? It's remarkable, which is why I'm so completely and utterly happy about it. Also because I'm an African Ephelant... yes, one with Dyslexia.
(Yes, I know, I know... starving yerself is completely taboo and un-PC, and I would never endorse it.*)
So, I've come to the conclusion that winning this blog is finally going to make me thin!!!!! And here I naively thought that it couldn't possibly get any better than this! Whooo!
* Now that I have REAL READERS I have to be careful about what I endorse/comdemn. I don't want to get too cocky and be replaced by the runners-up, like in beauty pageants and stuff, 'cause I really dig the design and the other prizes and all of the attention.
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