Wanna look like a star?

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Why, perhaps you already do look like a "star" and you just don't know it yet!

In case you have a scanned picture of yer mug and a sudden burning desire to find out which hunk or starlet you resemble, follow Kellen's lead and go over here.

I shamefully admit: Amidst the throes of boredom which is my life and some severe caffeine withdrawal symptoms (if you pay even an iota of attention to this site, you are bound to notice that I tend to blame all the lame things I do on a lack of caffeine) I caved and I also did it. I thought for sure no one who has ever reached "star status" on this earth got there by looking anything like me, unless they made it in the world of radio broadcasting. (In which case they definitely don't have my voice either!)

But the computer begs to differ, apparently. Because according to my submitted picture (and no, you will NEVER see it so don't even ask!) I look like:

Isabelle Adjani (but trust me, it's an unflattering and overexposed picture of her... And actually, now I realise why I matched up with that picture: due to the overexposure her skin looks almost just as pale as mine!) and two other celebs I've never heard of named Judi Connelli (Um... Who? And no... I wish!) and Chi Hsu.

What?!? A pale, freckle-faced carrot-top resembling an Asian beauty? Yeah, right!

Perhaps in the realms of fantasy...

6 Comments

Beerslinger said:

Red,

First off I would like to say I like pale skin. This is not a come on, just an observation.
Second, I cannot understand the impulse for someone to compare only one part of themselves to another person. If you're going to compare, compare the person as a whole. Do you have their face? Do they have your capacity for emotion, intelligence, or wit? Which of you has the greater desire for honor and peace? How do you measure goodness and virtue?

If you're going to compare, compare.

kim said:

beerslinger: this is plain fun. it's good to have fun!

i just did it and patricia arquette, sophie marceau and andie macdowell's faces have the most similarities to my face. aren't these gals just lucky ;o)

Beerslinger said:

Oh, fun...

Beerslinger said:

I was just thinking that this sounds about as much fun as getting drunk and smashing your testicles in a toilet seat

kim said:

i like getting drunk and i have no testicles. maybe that's one reason why i still think it's fun. ;o)

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  • kim : i like getting drunk and i have no testicles. maybe that's one reason why i still think it's fun. ;o... [go]
  • Beerslinger : I was just thinking that this sounds about as much fun as getting drunk and smashing your testicles ... [go]
  • Beerslinger : Oh, fun...... [go]
  • pylorns : eh..... [go]
  • kim : beerslinger: this is plain fun. it's good to have fun! i just did it and patricia arquette, sophie ... [go]
  • Beerslinger : Red, First off I would like to say I like pale skin. This is not a come on, just an observation. ... [go]
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