First Review
So the first review is out.
And not that we care what the critics think or anything (riiiiiiiight), but in this case the guy liked it. (Phew!)
Therefore we all like the review. Even I like the review. Despite the fact that the reviewer described my character as:
"...an Englishwoman who looks like she's about to give birth to a basketball."
He is dead-on. (Except for the Englishwoman part, but hey, let's not get technical.) But don't hold your breath for photos...
P.S. Greatest thing about acting in a play? The flowers on opening night. And the "mandatory" cast parties after every single show. *Hiccup.*
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is a South African girl living in South Africa. That doesn't sound very original, we know, but you might find it remotely interesting when you learn that she has only recently returned to South Africa for the first time after a nine year, one month and two week (non-stop!) stint in the United States where she accidentally became an outlawed alien (also known, especially in immigration circles, as an 'illegal immigrant.' We prefer the term 'outlawed alien' ourselves). During her reversed exile from her homeland, she kept herself occupied by winning this website (but only after shamelessly bribing the judges) and thus being unleashed on the web where she slowly, leisurely became the World's Laziest Blogger;
by being a nanny and by attending sci-fi conventions in search of other aliens. In the US, she also made her sailing debut, her international acting debut, tried and failed to learn the piano,
and never learned to cook. She is hopelessly addicted to coffee, dogs (especially Labrador Retrievers), how-to books (with a particular fondness for her copy of the Time/Life A - Z Medical Encyclopedia), and she tends to grossly overuse parentheses (we're not kidding) during her attempts at writing, which you may - if you really have masochistic tendencies - subject yourself to by reading the words to the right of this column.
If you REALLY and truly STILL want to know more, you can read her C.V. here.
Or you canstalk her send her some love via e-mail at: redsaid[AT]gmail[DOT]com
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But hey, at least you know they are talking about you! You are now referenced in a newspaper. How cool is that. You will live on in posterity as "...an Englishwoman who looks like she's about to give birth to a basketball."
You are so cool.
a basketball would be a hard thing to give birth to, i'd think.
and the cast parties are fun - or were when I was in plays in high school. except when the guy i liked didn't like me... :-(
yeah, you are way cool!
but if you refuse to hand out photos, where will you write your autograph on for fans? a basketball?
holding breath * **
Congratulations on your review!
The People.
The Drama.
The Cast Parties!
Oh, the life of thespian!
(I think you've got me beat!)
i can't imagine that your fake pregnant belly looks any worse than the fake pregnant belly that jennifer on "days of our lives" is currently sporting. dude, this week, she was fell off a cliff onto a ledge and got lifted back up by dreamy patrick, and the whole time the "basketball" squished up and down with the wrinkles in her shirt. also, i think you're better looking that jennifer anyway.