Red is Blue
Red has been quiet
Because Red has been blue
And she doesn't want
To depress you too
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is a South African girl living in South Africa. That doesn't sound very original, we know, but you might find it remotely interesting when you learn that she has only recently returned to South Africa for the first time after a nine year, one month and two week (non-stop!) stint in the United States where she accidentally became an outlawed alien (also known, especially in immigration circles, as an 'illegal immigrant.' We prefer the term 'outlawed alien' ourselves). During her reversed exile from her homeland, she kept herself occupied by winning this website (but only after shamelessly bribing the judges) and thus being unleashed on the web where she slowly, leisurely became the World's Laziest Blogger;
by being a nanny and by attending sci-fi conventions in search of other aliens. In the US, she also made her sailing debut, her international acting debut, tried and failed to learn the piano,
and never learned to cook. She is hopelessly addicted to coffee, dogs (especially Labrador Retrievers), how-to books (with a particular fondness for her copy of the Time/Life A - Z Medical Encyclopedia), and she tends to grossly overuse parentheses (we're not kidding) during her attempts at writing, which you may - if you really have masochistic tendencies - subject yourself to by reading the words to the right of this column.
If you REALLY and truly STILL want to know more, you can read her C.V. here.
Or you canstalk her send her some love via e-mail at: redsaid[AT]gmail[DOT]com
The Wish List (Because yes, she really does need more how-to books. Honestly!)
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The Wish List (Because yes, she really does need more how-to books. Honestly!)
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and why might that be?
awwww red! sending good thoughts your way... and brownies too... oops, wait, I ate the brownies... okay... just good thoughts. :-D
Hope you feel better soon. It's only been a couple of days, but I miss your long flowing posts (including the parentheses).
Oh dear...
Wish I could pop over with wine and chocolate and girly flicks for the telly...
Sigh.
Chin up love, we miss you.
i hear ya, red. seems like a lot of bloggers (myself included) are feeling that way. somethin in the water perhaps?
anyways, i liked the poem. :-)
missing you blue red said.
Don't be blue, red
I heard what you said.
Just don't stay in bed.
It'll go to your head.
Here's hoping that said Red of Redsaid
is no longer a blue Red,
And that in no time at all
You'll feel like new, Red!
you know, it's the winter and crappy weather and new year as in "another year's over" and all of that. it'll get better! at least that's what i'm hoping ;o) *hugs*
Just like Papa Smurf Red said she is blue,
Watching her eating like chicken cashew,
Maybe her stranger will come save the day,
With roses and chocolates and a role in the hay.
Maybe if you told us what was wrong, we could help and then you would no longer be blue. :)
don't wait to come back until you are red again. you can show yourself when you are sort of purple-ish.
Understood if you're blue
It's really quite ok
Just know you can write me
Any time of the day.
Being blue happens
With time may it pass
Until then I miss you
And this poem sucks ass.
Red-
Ready to read when you are ready to write.
Jess
how're you doin' girl? hope everything's okay. *hugs*
Still missing you...
Thought you should know...
Writing about what's bothering you might make you feel better. :)
here's hoping that you're not writing now because you're out having a blast...
when red is blue
the bloggers of the world are to
If only I had some sort of wierd power
to some how magically send you flowers.
Hope all is well red.
miked
COME BACK!!!!!!!!!!!