The Friday G-Mail Give-Away

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Is there anyone in this universe who doesn't have in his/her possession a G-Mail account yet?

I have a bunch to give away, but just to be funny (oh, I'm sooooo funny it isn't even funny how funny I am!) and even more annoying than I usually am, I'm going to make you all work for it a little bit.

So, please proceed to jump through fiery hoops.

Okay. I agree. Forget about the danger, that just sounds like way too much hard work.

Fine, so if you really, REALLY want a G-Mail account without having to get up from your chair, I'll give you one. The only thing I ask for in return is that you tell us all a joke in the comments.

This shouldn't be difficult. You're already much funnier than I am anyway! And just for today, I'll humour you and let you get away with being funnier than me. But it's the last time... THE LAST TIME, I tell you!

12 Comments

deeleea said:

Would it be considered a joke that I have 49 gmail invites to get rid of?

Nah... didn't think so... I won't tell you a joke lest you try and give me another one...

Gah

kim said:

HA - i have 50 left. i win ;o)

martha said:

no! I win - 60. woohooo!

I've been looking for people to give them away to too...

amy t. said:

I don't want a gmail invite, but I will share a joke with you. It helps if you read this out loud.

What was wrong with the Trojan horse?

Wooden shit.

Sorry. Lame, I know. But I love that joke.

calla said:

i don't have a gmail account. :( i'm not hip like all you cool kids.

calla said:

hmmm. do i have a good joke?

man walks into a bar.... ouch.

termite walks into a bar and asks "is the bar tender here?"

i have better ones, but i'm too lazy to type them all out here.

Jessica said:

Why did the chicken cross the raod?
To show the opossum it can be done...
OK lame, guess it is only funny if you live where you find lots of possum road kill.
Sorry... I'll try again.
:)

deeleea said:

Well... If I had know this was a competition I would have taken into account my 3 accounts and pulled out all stops at 150 gmail invites... free to a good home.

Or a crap home actually...

deeleea said:

Like the possum joke... In NZ we swerve to hit them... In Australia they are a protected species... I still can't get my head around that... When I'm driving you know I'm really a Kiwi ... shhhh don't tell anyone.

girl said:

my stepdad used to swerve to hit opossums and groundhogs all of the time when I was a kid. strangely, I'm an not scarred by this experience.

Clinton said:

Well I asked for a GMAIL account and finally after months and months I eventually got it, and it sure is dandy.

Aren't we all dull and boring (those of us who have them)?

Tig said:

I have so many invites and am about as anal as any about giving them away. I thought the idea was to give them only to people who were not spammers. Most of my spam seems to be coming from gmail now. Sheesh.

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comments
  • Tig : I have so many invites and am about as anal as any about giving them away. I thought the idea was to... [go]
  • Clinton : Well I asked for a GMAIL account and finally after months and months I eventually got it, and it sur... [go]
  • girl : my stepdad used to swerve to hit opossums and groundhogs all of the time when I was a kid. strangel... [go]
  • deeleea : Like the possum joke... In NZ we swerve to hit them... In Australia they are a protected species... ... [go]
  • deeleea : Well... If I had know this was a competition I would have taken into account my 3 accounts and pulle... [go]
  • Jessica : Why did the chicken cross the raod? To show the opossum it can be done... OK lame, guess it is only ... [go]
  • calla : hmmm. do i have a good joke? man walks into a bar.... ouch. termite walks into a bar and asks "is... [go]
  • calla : i don't have a gmail account. :( i'm not hip like all you cool kids.... [go]
  • amy t. : I don't want a gmail invite, but I will share a joke with you. It helps if you read this out loud. ... [go]
  • martha : no! I win - 60. woohooo! I've been looking for people to give them away to too...... [go]
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