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Remember how that woman faked finding a severed finger in her Wendy's chili recently?

And remember how this guy then found a piece of a real finger in his frozen custard from a Kohl's Frozen Custard store in North Carolina? At first everyone thought it was another scam or a hoax - especially since the two incidents followed so closely together - but it was the real deal.

It's enough to whet one's appetite, isn't it?

Well, since the Wendy's finger wasn't real, I'm sure customers are warming up to the chili again. Business at Kohl's Frozen Custard might be hurting, though - not to mention that poor employee who used to own that finger.

They shouldn't fear though, because with all this free time I have, I've come up with an honest ad campaign for them to draw those custard-loving customers back in.

Kohl's Frozen Custard: The best finger food in town!

Kohl's Frozen Custard: So good we can hardly keep our fingers out of it!

Or, if we want to take advantage of the lawful comparative advertising practices here in the States, we can go with this:

Wendy's fakes it, but here at Kohl's Frozen Custard, we serve the real deal!

(You can blame him for this. He once told me that I could have a wonderful career in copy writing.)

Happy Friday, everyone!

P.S. Thank you for the car suggestion. Boy's considering the Volvo wagon. Safe, reliable, and yet still roomy enough for presentation boards and a large grinning Labrador Retriever.

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LT said:

I believe that KFC, that is Kentucky Fried Chicken, had an ad that said it was 'finger-lickin' good.' ;) hehe.

Calla said:

I want a volvo wagon too.

and I'm going to have to remember to share those slogans with Cabral when he gets home tonight.

Calla said:

oh, and i love the comment featured on the front for jessica alba sex! i have always wanted to have sex with jessica alba.

(ps: who's jessica alba?)

Sweety said:

Hahahaha! But yet.. so ... ewww :)

Happy weekend :)

Volvo,ummm,good choice. Though I am allergic to the words, wagon & mini van. It just reminds me of soccer moms & pta meetings. Yuck. Girls you are so crazy,with the finger thing. I really think you would be good in advertising. I bet you could make a minivan sound sexy.

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  • bookstorediva : Volvo,ummm,good choice. Though I am allergic to the words, wagon & mini van. It just reminds me of ... [go]
  • Sweety : Hahahaha! But yet.. so ... ewww :) Happy weekend :)... [go]
  • Calla : oh, and i love the comment featured on the front for jessica alba sex! i have always wanted to have... [go]
  • Calla : I want a volvo wagon too. and I'm going to have to remember to share those slogans with Cabral when... [go]
  • LT : I believe that KFC, that is Kentucky Fried Chicken, had an ad that said it was 'finger-lickin' good.... [go]
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