Red Needs (a life?)

Found this Meme at the lovely Martha's (who turned 30 on Monday. Go and wish her, I beseech you!). It's a great Meme. No difficult questions to try and answer in a witty or clever manner, no code to copy and paste after answering multiple choice questions. None of that. This Meme only requires you to Google the following: "(Your Name) needs" - The results could be quite hilarious.

At first I Googled my real first name, but since that name ceased to be popular in... oh, who am I kidding, it was NEVER popular because it's a horrible name and I'll never forgive my parents for it! Anyway, the real name didn't get any results, so I Googled 'Red needs' instead.

The mighty Google quickly found that Red needs the following:

1) Red needs linoleum for indoor areas… (Personally, I think I need a good shag (carpet, ye dirty minded beasts!), but well… )
2) Red needs attention (YES! A lot! Always!)
3) What Red needs is something to accentuate the burn (Er… no thanks!)
4) He told me that Red needs oxidation. (Sure. And I'm not even picky about what the chemical substance should be that must be combined with my oxygen, nor do I care who the 'he' is that suggested it!)
5) Red: needs graphics (Well, I just had a reDeesign, but I’ll certainly take a rain check!)
And lastly, my favourite:
6) Red, needs engine (ran out of oil)* otherwise good condition (Why thank you; you are not so bad yerself!)

Feel free to play.

*Isn't it fantastic that one of my searches contained parentheses?!?

12 Comments

Lisa said:

Hi please help me put my Malm together.

martha said:

I'm having trouble imagining what or who would need something to accentuate a burn...

kim said:

done ;) have a good weekend...

Red Dahling,
I like your real name. It's unique, just like you.

Alley_uk said:

Hey! Where you are at girl? (You have to be a vaalie to get the just of that one)...

Come out come out wherever you arrrrre :-)

Alley

pylorns said:

i got a shag for ya... carpet that is.. oh, I've switched to movable type btw.

Sweety said:

LOL! I might just borrow this meme....

deeleea said:

HEY!!!

You said you were dlogging and there's no new post... I've been out for hours!!! PUBLISH or be damned...

(please? It's been daaaaaaays....)

naridu said:

a perfect little meme is this. pity it doesn't use up quite enough procrastination time. damn.

mice said:

I have been saying that red need graphics for a while now. :)

kerri said:

kerri needs (a nanny saga part deux! (i couldn't resist!) Or some mittens).

Red said:

Argh! I'm Red too, and my blog is called 'What Red Said'... Spooky! I was just about to do that google thing too.

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  • Red : Argh! I'm Red too, and my blog is called 'What Red Said'... Spooky! I was just about to do that goog... [go]
  • kerri : kerri needs (a nanny saga part deux! (i couldn't resist!) Or some mittens).... [go]
  • mice : I have been saying that red need graphics for a while now. :)... [go]
  • naridu : a perfect little meme is this. pity it doesn't use up quite enough procrastination time. damn.... [go]
  • deeleea : HEY!!! You said you were dlogging and there's no new post... I've been out for hours!!! PUBLISH or... [go]
  • Sweety : LOL! I might just borrow this meme....... [go]
  • pylorns : i got a shag for ya... carpet that is.. oh, I've switched to movable type btw.... [go]
  • Alley_uk : Hey! Where you are at girl? (You have to be a vaalie to get the just of that one)... Come out come ... [go]
  • bookstorediva : Red Dahling, I like your real name. It's unique, just like you.... [go]
  • kim : done ;) have a good weekend...... [go]
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