Dlogging with the Bookstore Diva

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Last Thursday night ("Thursty Thursday"), my beloved Bookstore Diva came to pick me up in her trusty chariot for a Night on the Tow... 'burbs.

It was all part of a brazen effort on her part to Save Red from Herself, an intricate, complex process requiring gallons of medicinal drinking.

So I made very sure that I was suitably "Thursty."

Would you believe that I actually blogged about my night out immediately upon my return?!? (Apparently the procrastination part of my personality loses strength when my drunk slightly inebriated and therefore very spontaneous and impatient self appears.

Luckily for all five of you and for everyone else involved, I forgot to press "Publish."

Today, as I was aimlessly wandering through the cluttered back corridors here at Redsaid's, I stumbled upon a dog-eared file marked: "Drunken Blogging equalsh DLOGGING! YEAH! DLOGGING! That'sh BRILLIA...zzzzzzz."

It reeked suspiciously of alcohol.

Most of the file's contents were, if not completely incoherent, unreadable from being covered in liquid stains and lipstick smears.

Here is some of what I managed to make out:

"Ociffer, Ociffer! I shwear that I will NEVER drink and drive! Naaah! I jusht pull over when I wanna take a shwig."

"Let Go (of the wheel) and let God (drive)! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

Shouted into the dark field surrounding the bar's parking lot in the direction of a suspicious rustling sound which we hoped was being caused by a deer (although Bookstore Diva insisted it could quite possibly have been a gigantic bat): "Be a deer and if you were born here and not in Canada, marry her so she can get a Green Card!"

That Bookstore Diva girl has the most amazing super powers, because not only did the dear deer agree to elope, BUT ALL THE DRINKS WERE ON THE HOUSE!!

Hey, Diva girl! It's Thursday and I'm THURSTY again.

Don't look at me that way! YOU have created this monster.

8 Comments

Hed said:

Ha ha ha! Drunken blogging is the most entertaining blogging of all!

-H

Natalie said:

^^I absolutely agree!

martha said:

I'm feeling Thursty now too....

Red Dahling,
Why didn't you call me today. I would have loved to go bar hopping with you again. I had a GREAT time. Are you free on Sunday nite? Maybe we can look for a potential husband/green card donor between drinks.

Alley_uk said:

hehehehe drink and a girlfriend, sometimes the simplest things are the most priceless :-)

VP

deeleea said:

Ah, there it is, I had been looking for that post!!

What do you call drunk IMing? dIMming??

Coz, I could handle some more o' that...

And are you dNaNoWriting????

Sure hope so...

pylorns said:

ah.. so that explains a lot.

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