Nine, Nege, Neun, Neuf, Nueve

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That's the amount of years I've been in reversed exile in the States.

I think it calls for some more medicinal drinking, don't you?

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kim said:

sweets, no new yet about what you're gonna do? here's an idea: finish the nanny saga, publish it and then you'll get one of these "work-related" visas because you're famous and all and the US let famous people in the country all the time.

oh, one more thing i was gonna ask since the last entry but somehow never got around to: why do you need to pick up some drunk in a bar to marry you for a GC when you have the boy??? just grab him!

anyway, i'm thinking of you and i hope you will work things out one way or the other! *hugs*

pylorns said:

That or marry someone...

Annika said:

Oooh! Get drunk AND marry someone! I am genius.

Alley_uk said:

Shame angel, I don't know how you've done it, you must have the patience of a saint!

TimT said:

Marry the Bookstore Diva. They do allow that in Baltimore, don't they?

deeleea said:

Wondered how long it would take you to find it... (about a week!)

MSN is working fine for me... Come on.. get on it!!! Been too long!

miked said:

hey red... sorry I haven't visited in awhile. medicinal drinking sounds like a great plan. I like Annika's idea... go to Atlantic City, get trashed, wind up married to either "the boy" or possibly some bellhop. Either or, as long as he's American!

pylorns said:

ha, you're getting assaulted by more spam.

Michelle said:

Red - you've been tagged! :)

I offered to marry her,but George Bush won't allow it .I say that we seek the advice of the all knowing St. Oprah.

martha said:

Oprah might have the answer... but drinking always helps. :-D

Natalie said:

Hey DORKFACE!
Email me! I wanna chat you up!
Seriously, soon!

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  • Natalie : Hey DORKFACE! Email me! I wanna chat you up! Seriously, soon!... [go]
  • martha : Oprah might have the answer... but drinking always helps. :-D... [go]
  • bookstorediva : I offered to marry her,but George Bush won't allow it .I say that we seek the advice of the all know... [go]
  • Michelle : Red - you've been tagged! :)... [go]
  • pylorns : ha, you're getting assaulted by more spam.... [go]
  • miked : hey red... sorry I haven't visited in awhile. medicinal drinking sounds like a great plan. I like An... [go]
  • deeleea : Wondered how long it would take you to find it... (about a week!) MSN is working fine for me... Co... [go]
  • TimT : Marry the Bookstore Diva. They do allow that in Baltimore, don't they?... [go]
  • Alley_uk : Shame angel, I don't know how you've done it, you must have the patience of a saint!... [go]
  • Annika : Oooh! Get drunk AND marry someone! I am genius.... [go]
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