Mug Shot

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Blame all the fresh air here in my new South African hometown of By George!, because something has seriously affected my mind (fine, ALLEGED mind) and I've decided to finally reveal my mug shot to the world. Maybe it's because I'm secure in the knowledge that only three of you make up this "world" of mine.

So folks, brace yerselves.

Disclaimer: Not for the faint-hearted, the whoozy, hypochondriacs, small children, animals, fish or birds. May cause a jolt, nausea, jitters, angst, headaches, and severe fluid retention.

Proceed at your own risk, and don't say I DIDN'T WARN YOU!!!!

red is hot mug shot.jpg

Har har har. You'll just have to take the mug's word for it, won't you? (And if you think THAT's impressive, you should see my jugs!)

It was a gifty from a some time fan* and as you can see, it is NOT remaining idly on the shelf, collecting dust (unlike the girl who drinks from it... grrr).

Sigh... If only I can fill it with some of this, though...

* Does my sister count? She is only a some time fan though. Because sometimes she likes me, and sometimes she likes me less.

8 Comments

miked said:

I've learned in my years growing up that fortune cookies lie, government lies, and even sleeping dogs lie... but what I do know for a fact is that coffee mugs are honest hard working devices that don't get the respect they deserve!

Your mug is hot!

kim said:

i believe in mugs - always have...

TimT said:

- Was this the mug that launched a thousand ships,
And burnt the topless towers of Ilium?
- Ah, no it's just the mug that meets my lips
When I drink my Starbucks Latte with Vanillium!

Red Dahling,
The pics were great. Has Starbucks not made it to SA yet? From what I understand they are going for world domination.

kerri said:

I heart puns.

Lisa said:

I love your mug! And if you're not careful, I just might post one of the UNMASKED pictures I got from that fateful night with you, me and MCBK!!! ;)

Aqula said:

imagine the cold sweat and trembling hands before clicking on the link.....awesome stuff! the result was like that first cup of hot coffee (from Starbucks of course)....

Well done Red.

PS: You may have noticed that my blog address has changed - hope to see you pop in some time.

Aquila said:

It'll also help if I spell my own nickname correctly hehe.

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  • Aquila : It'll also help if I spell my own nickname correctly hehe.... [go]
  • Aqula : imagine the cold sweat and trembling hands before clicking on the link.....awesome stuff! the resul... [go]
  • Lisa : I love your mug! And if you're not careful, I just might post one of the UNMASKED pictures I got fr... [go]
  • kerri : I heart puns.... [go]
  • bookstorediva : Red Dahling, The pics were great. Has Starbucks not made it to SA yet? From what I understand they a... [go]
  • TimT : - Was this the mug that launched a thousand ships, And burnt the topless towers of Ilium? - Ah, no i... [go]
  • kim : i believe in mugs - always have...... [go]
  • miked : I've learned in my years growing up that fortune cookies lie, government lies, and even sleeping dog... [go]
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