Happy Friday 13th!
It's my favourite day.
I walk under ladders, and while I'm at it, I step on every single crack on the pavement. I also make sure to pet (and eat!) as many black cats as possible.
So no, I definitely do not suffer from Paraskevidekatriaphobia!
You better be frightfully impressed. That's the longest word that's ever been used on this blog.
So long in fact, that I'm exhausted from typing it. Also exhausted from stepping on all the cracks in the pavement. It's more exercise than I've had in YEARS!
Therefore the big news I have regarding the major change in my life will have to wait until Monday...
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is a South African girl living in South Africa. That doesn't sound very original, we know, but you might find it remotely interesting when you learn that she has only recently returned to South Africa for the first time after a nine year, one month and two week (non-stop!) stint in the United States where she accidentally became an outlawed alien (also known, especially in immigration circles, as an 'illegal immigrant.' We prefer the term 'outlawed alien' ourselves). During her reversed exile from her homeland, she kept herself occupied by winning this website (but only after shamelessly bribing the judges) and thus being unleashed on the web where she slowly, leisurely became the World's Laziest Blogger;
by being a nanny and by attending sci-fi conventions in search of other aliens. In the US, she also made her sailing debut, her international acting debut, tried and failed to learn the piano,
and never learned to cook. She is hopelessly addicted to coffee, dogs (especially Labrador Retrievers), how-to books (with a particular fondness for her copy of the Time/Life A - Z Medical Encyclopedia), and she tends to grossly overuse parentheses (we're not kidding) during her attempts at writing, which you may - if you really have masochistic tendencies - subject yourself to by reading the words to the right of this column.
If you REALLY and truly STILL want to know more, you can read her C.V. here.
Or you canstalk her send her some love via e-mail at: redsaid[AT]gmail[DOT]com
The Wish List (Because yes, she really does need more how-to books. Honestly!)
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Monday!
Not fair...
Tease!
I could be dead by then!
Well, maybe just too hungover to type...
...grumble...
..silly cracks on silly pavement..
..grr..
okay. it's MONDAY NOW! so???? you moving to germany? :D
Ok, it's WELL INTO MONDAY NOW!!!! Where's the news? I'm DYIN' OVER HERE!!! ;-)
Red Dahling,
It's actually tuesday in my neck of the world. Did I miss the big announcement? What were we talking about again ?
OMG Red!! You're doing it again!
The suspense is cruel and nasty and Monday has come and it has gone.
Cheeky cow :-)
Amy