You'd better watch out

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... Because I seemed to have caught a serious strain of a bug and it might be contagious.

This bug is so awful, its existence isn't even noted in my beloved Time/Life A - Z Medical Encyclopedia. But I can tell you from horrible experience that the very real symptoms include irritability, fatigue, depression, homicidal/suicidal tendencies, and vehement hatred of tinsel and carols. (Except when said carols are disguised as jazz standards sung by Diana Krall. Then it is actually more than tolerable.)

So yes, women, it's basically identical to having an extreme and ongoing case of PMS.

And ongoing it is. This affliction seems to strike annually around the end of November, lasting through the entire December, and peaking on the 25th. It's called the Bah Humbug! and really, it can get people killed.

And I'm not just referring to the sufferers...

Roll on, January! I beg you.

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Po said:

You are scrooge and I am the grinch, only instead of stealing christmas I ate it!

jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way... oh what fun it is to ride on a one horse open sleigh - hey!

Sleigh bells ring are you listenin', in the lane snow is glistenin', a beautiful sight, we're happy tonight, walking in a winter wonder land.

Ding, dong merrily on high, the bells are gaily ringing, ding dong merrily on high, the angels all are singing...

Happy Christmas Ebenezzer Red!

pylorns said:

Merry Christmas! mwahahahahahaha

nadine said:

Well it's January 5th now, so you can come out and play. Happy New Year!!

kyknoord said:

It's January. Are you happy yet?

pylorns said:

She's in hiding.

siverspoon said:

Wake up Red! It is 2009 and time to post more of your wisdom...

Sue said:

redsaid@gmail.com pls mail me a tel no
old frend from UAS


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  • Sue : redsaid@gmail.com pls mail me a tel no old frend from UAS ... [go]
  • siverspoon : Wake up Red! It is 2009 and time to post more of your wisdom...... [go]
  • pylorns : She's in hiding.... [go]
  • kyknoord : It's January. Are you happy yet?... [go]
  • nadine : Well it's January 5th now, so you can come out and play. Happy New Year!!... [go]
  • pylorns : Merry Christmas! mwahahahahahaha... [go]
  • Aunty Helpful Dictator : jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way... oh what fun it is to ride on a one horse open slei... [go]
  • Po : You are scrooge and I am the grinch, only instead of stealing christmas I ate it!... [go]
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