Fat Face Gets A Date... Sort Of

Posted in Red Whine on September 3, 2010 | Permalink | Comments (3) | TrackBacks (0)

Oh, never mind this.

Apparently not everyone is deterred by my fat (but deceptively youthful) face. A 45-year old man has just asked me out. As in, on a trip out of the country OUT.

I declined.

I mean, don't get me wrong. I WANT to travel again. Yearn for it, even. But that is a tad too much of a time commitment for a first date, no?

I'm not that picky, I swear. But whatever happened to good old dinner and a movie?

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3 Comments

kyknoord said:

That's so romantic! Nobody's ever asked me to be their drug mule.

September 3, 2010 8:55 PM

Redsaid

said:

Kyk: You mean all those times he said the word 'ass' he wasn't actually referring to my backside?!? I'm such a donkey.

September 7, 2010 3:25 PM

Marco said:

The trip he referred to didn't perhaps involve a 'trip' you take you when sniff the happy white powders?

September 9, 2010 1:27 PM

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