is a South African girl living in South Africa. That doesn't sound very original, we know, but you might find it remotely interesting when you learn that she has only recently returned to South Africa for the first time after a nine year, one month and two week (non-stop!) stint in the United States where she accidentally became an outlawed alien (also known, especially in immigration circles, as an 'illegal immigrant.' We prefer the term 'outlawed alien' ourselves). During her reversed exile from her homeland, she kept herself occupied by
winning this website (but only after shamelessly bribing the judges) and thus being unleashed on the web where she slowly, leisurely became
the World's Laziest Blogger;
by being a nanny and by
attending sci-fi conventions in search of other aliens. In the US, she also made her
sailing debut, her
international acting debut,
tried and failed to learn the piano,
and
never learned to cook. She is hopelessly addicted to coffee, dogs (especially Labrador Retrievers), how-to books (with a particular fondness for her copy of the
Time/Life A - Z Medical Encyclopedia), and she tends to grossly overuse parentheses (we're not kidding) during her attempts at writing, which you may - if you really have masochistic tendencies - subject yourself to by reading the words to the right of this column.
If you REALLY and truly STILL want to know more, you can read her C.V.
here.
Or you can
stalk her send her some love via e-mail at: redsaid[AT]gmail[DOT]com
The Wish List (Because yes, she really does need more how-to books. Honestly!)
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March 02, 2005
You Know You Need More Sleep When
You pour cereal into the coffee maker.
Redsaid | 12:34 PM
you didn't.. did you really? what kind of cereal?
hey martha -- that was like the same second.. i mean, as i pressed post, there were both comments. cool.. ;o)
or you find your wallet in the fridge...
wow... we must be on the same wavelength. Or the same procrastinating by surfing blogs schedule.
Did you press brew?
I think we should be allowed to take siestas.
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