Because it's almost 7pm (EDT) and I have not eaten a SINGLE morsel yet!!!! Well, unless you count those few unfortunate bites of coffee grinds of earlier today, when I was even more delirious than I am now. (And now I'm HUNGRY too, complete with the shakes 'n stuff.)
Trust me, this no eating for a day executed by ME? It's remarkable, which is why I'm so completely and utterly happy about it. Also because I'm an African Ephelant... yes, one with Dyslexia.
(Yes, I know, I know... starving yerself is completely taboo and un-PC, and I would never endorse it.*)
So, I've come to the conclusion that winning this blog is finally going to make me thin!!!!! And here I naively thought that it couldn't possibly get any better than this! Whooo!
* Now that I have REAL READERS I have to be careful about what I endorse/comdemn. I don't want to get too cocky and be replaced by the runners-up, like in beauty pageants and stuff, 'cause I really dig the design and the other prizes and all of the attention.
I don't think anyone would ever dare replace a dear sweet girl like you. You won fair and square, nobody's taken it back! lol... and if they try, fight them to the death!
eh, blog what you want. :) I do. lol.
Oh and i don't know if you figured it out yet, but that little dot next to your name in the posted-by section leads directly to the edit page of that entry. Just for future reference.
Emily, regarding your "posting pictures" comment: Idontthinkso, Miss idontthink! Don't ask, 'cause it involves witness protection program memberships and outlawed aliens. Besides, reading my drivel on a daily basis should be torturous enough for everyone without throwing painful visual effects into the mix!
Um, I will be happy to look at the photos. :-)
And blog what you want. It's yours. If you want to advocate sodomizing monkeys with turkey basters, it's your choice. Okay, you might get people telling you that a meat thermometer is a better option, but still--your space. :-)
SARAH! Hahahahahahahahahahaha! Monkeys and turkey BASTARDS?!? Please send elaborate description of latter, 'cause you sound like an expert. Do you breed them perhaps? And here I was thinking that you only room with cute kitties.
I had a gf years ago who was a red head. super duper red.
She too had freckles. Lots and lots which i never saw until on day we agreed to go hiking and she came to the door just having woken up. and without her concealing powder.
Man! those freckles were so hot. I mean. wow.
That was the only time I saw them when we were dating. Well we were in high school so dating didn't include sleeping over or anything like that.