So in the comments of one of my previous posts, hordes of you (okay, two... but that amount, sadly, makes up the majority of my readers) expressed concern (okay, so no, not concern exactly, but that has to do for now for lack of a better word. Yes, I know: I'm soooo eloquent!) that I've gotten... ha ha ha .... I can hardly write it because it's so funny...
read more »Martha Stewart? Yes I know who she is....the Biggie Best woman that they threw into jail with her hand still stuck in the cookie jar.
Anyhow...it was'nt that, I think I was reading one of your posts late at night after one or two bottles of Cape Pinotage and developed this perception from a number of postings that you might have been preparing to tie the knot.
OK...so clearly no plans like that then.
Too bad....I was hoping to crack and invite to the event. I've got a serious collection of airmiles and haven't been to a good wedding in ages. Cape Town in December is a nightmare for locals. The place is crawling with tourists, traffic, the wind blows, the beaches are crowded....it's the best time to head out.
You do have a serious boyfriend though? So you never know...there still might be some planning required.
Ah, I shoulda known that it was overindulgence in the pinotage! I was starting to think that perhaps you were suffering from sun stroke after your hell run through the Kalahari! Glad to see that it was just your usual drunk and disorderliness.
Obviously your readers were simply confusing you with me. After all, my hair is kind of red. If you look at it in really direct sunlight.
By the way, when you're in the how-to section, would you look around and see if there's any books on "how to get rid of all the crap you bought while preparing for your wedding you stupid consumer you never needed any of it"?