Today's cheerful subject is tombstones, and it is brought to us courtesy of him who has brought to my attention this website where you too can create an epitaph (or two, or... if you're like me, a few) of your very own!
Apart from my collection of how-to books (and my itty-bitty booklight), I really have no earthly possessions of worth to leave behind, so I've decided to leave some ideas for my epitaph instead. After all, that's the least I can do! And yes, that way I'd still be able to have the final word!
One day, when Red is dead
Bury her on her head
Write a witty epitaph
To make the mourners laugh
Or, if you lack inspiration and find yourself suffering from tomb-writer's block, I'd like you to use one of these instead:
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The following one is in honour of my brief (but intense) career as a newspaper reporter:
And finally, posthumorously:
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Brilliant...
Could you write mine for me?
Oh my god, these are ALL AWESOME, Red!!!
Oh, you totally have to come up with one for me, too. You display quite the knack for this! Very clever, indeed!
You were right, a little freaky I'd say. Hopefully my ghosts follow your link and bug you for a bit!
Red Dahling,
Hopefully our little hiatus is over. I need something to do at work during the day. I just that you can limit your internet program viewing to after you've finished posting to Le Blog
Oh, these are GREAT! My personal fave. is the one about the tree - there's a whole story in that.
And I hope you don't shuffle off this mortal coil for quite some time, Red!
You're a doof, Red, and I say that with love. But I shouldn't talk: I took one look at the link, said "Eeep!" and ran away. I'm not ready to compose my epitaph yet.
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