February 09, 2005
Just When We Thought That She Couldn't Get Any More Famous
Jaw-Dropping Awe

Not that she needs any MORE plugging (but hey, since I only have three readers, no risk of that happening).

Dooce the DORK. Nice ring to it!

CONGRATULATIONS, Dork! So THAT’s what a girl needs to do around here to be famous! Start a website, talk about your boss molesting the air around your head, get squealed on about said website, get fired, and ABC, NPR, NYT and all the other letters of the alphabet will come running and filming you typing DORK.

Are you ready for your close-up, Mrs. Armstrong?

(Update: The segment just aired over here. Okay, not JUST, but I had to watch the former Jeopardy! champions return straight from the vaults of genius, where they've been stored all of these years. Anyway, Leta made it on as well (that kid is going to use up her 15 minutes long before her second birthday rolls around if she keeps this up) and Heather is as articulate an orator as she is a writer. Now, the only question that remains is: Just how skinny IS that woman?!? I mean, isn't the camera supposed to make you gain like a 100 pounds?!?)

Redsaid | 04:09 PM