Limesick, definition: A limerick composed by an ill person in an attempt to amuse herself. The result is that the limerick also suffers greatly, and therefore ends up being quite lame.
A girl named Red once had the flu
It made her cough and wheeze and achoo
This ailment so strained her
From colour it drained her
Even her eyes are no longer blue
A musical girl suffered a curse
She said: "I really ought to see a nurse."
She coughed a cadenza
Nurse said: "Influenza!"
"Don't call the ambulance, call the hearse!"
And lastly:
Red Dahling,
Even when your sick,your still great.
limesick? nah, it wasn't. It wasn't lame at all...err well maybe just a little... but entertaining to me anyways so it's not just amusing yourself.
If those computer nerds of the world could just invent some way of sending more than just data over the internet I'd concoct up some home made turkey soup. Hey, I might even don a radiation suit and give ya a warm hug... but sadly this innovation has yet to be invented.
I wish you well
btw. Is it just me or does the word concoct sound dirty? (insert girlish laughter here)
Perhaps the last one is not recommended while actually eating soup. ;) Other than that, very clever, and I hope you're feeling better very soon! :)
Are you still sick? Hmmmm..will send some chicken soup electronically from here.
Get better soon.
While our Red suffered in Bed
I have been stricken with Dread
It appears to me
That this rotten lur-gy
Has rendered her stuffed in the head.
*cheesy grin*